We, at Bleacher Report, have recently become aware of a secret club of ne’er do wells in the ranks of NCAA basketball coaching who band together each year and compete in feats of strength and guile.
A disgruntled losing coach gave us all the dirt, and in an exclusive tell-all, exposed the dark world of underground arm wrestling.
The coaches used their rankings as their seeds and commenced in this test of brawn that would have made Bull Hurley proud.
In the spirit of the moment, with each matchup, we will present some of the great trash-talking videos ever.
OK, it never happened, but if it did, this is how it would have played out, plus it's a good excuse to show great videos.
So, with apologies to Mills Lane…Let’s get it on!