EPL '09: Ten Things That Won't Happen!

Christopher Potter by Correspondent Written on December 30, 2008
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Following on from yesterday's article, "The EPL IN 2009: 10 Things That Will Happen", I have taken the dust cover off my crystal ball one last time:

 

'O wise, sagacious, omniscient ball

Who will rise and who will fall?'

Who will weep great tears of joy?

Is there more good news for Roy?

Can the Berb hit his stride?

Can Spurs salvage some pride?

Keane and Ince lost their shine,

Which poor soul is next in line?

 

2009: The Year of the Ox,

Do you foretell more great shock;

Cupsets galore—Histon in the last four?

Beware Chelsea, 'Pool, Man Yoo and The Arse,

Blood, sweat and tears is tantamount to class...

The Champions League—another all-English affair?

Or will things turn to the shape of a pear?

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