Parodies: Great, Stevie: Arrested Over Bar Brawl with DJ

David Jacobs by Correspondent Written on December 29, 2008
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Steven Gerrard has been arrested along with five other people on suspicion of an assault on a local club DJ because Gerrard wasn't allowed to have his favourite artists like Phil Collins and Coldplay played at the club.

So here I am with an 'emergency' parody.

I vowed not to write/release any more parodies until next year, but this is news.
News gets old :)

Tune - 'Great DJ' by The Ting Tings.

Fed up with your good guy image,
Playing matches one by one.
A pint or a few at a quarter to two.
Don't you think you are becoming undone.

Angry with your local DJ.
You wanted certain songs to play.
What went down circulated around
And will now haunt you every day.

Imagine all the guilt
Ah ah aah ah ah ah ah ah
And the bans
Ah ah aah ah ah ah ah ah
Scrutiny
Eee ee eee ee ee ee ee ee
Please don't punch, don't punch, don't punch, don't punch.

Don't punch, don't punch, don't punch, don't punch.
Don't punch, don't punch, don't punch, don't punch.
Oohh.


Nothing'll be the same again.
Might be banned from L.F.C.
We might find that's a bit unkind.
It's that or lose your M.B.E.

When you fought the brawl while drunk,
Remembering how it begun,
You punched his mouth like a hand in a glove.
You could've done it all night long.

Imagine all the guilt
Ah ah aah ah ah ah ah ah
And the bans
Ah ah aah ah ah ah ah ah
Scrutiny
Eee ee eee ee ee ee ee ee
Please don't punch, don't punch, don't punch, don't punch.

Don't punch, don't punch, don't punch, don't punch.
Don't punch, don't punch, don't punch, don't punch.
Don't punch, don't punch, don't punch, don't punch.
Don't punch, don't punch, don't punch, don't punch.

Imagine all the guilt
Ah ah aah ah ah ah ah ah
And the bans
Ah ah aah ah ah ah ah ah
Scrutiny
Eee ee eee ee ee ee ee ee
Please don't punch ah ah aah ah ah ah ah ah.

All the guilt
Ah ah aah ah ah ah ah ah
And the bans
Ah ah aah ah ah ah ah ah
Scrutiny
Eee ee eee ee ee ee ee ee
Please don't punch, don't punch, don't punch, don't punch.

 

 

 

 

 


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