We all know who the best smack talkers are in MMA. But who are the worst?
To me, bad smack talking is not someone who regurgitates boring cliches. Someone who tries can't fail, after all.
No, bad smack is someone who wants to be a witty verbal jouster, but it just doesn't quite work. It could be because the guy is simply too nice—in those cases, inclusion here is kind of a compliment. In others, there's a lack of creativity, a momentary lapse in judgment or a shortage of, uh, intellectual acuity to blame.
These are the top 10 (or bottom 10, I guess) guys. Some of them are on here for a career body of work, some for more isolated incidents. In any case, here's hoping someone gets them the gift of gab this holiday season.