This was an idea I had about three years back on the subfighter forums. I am bringing it to life for you, the readers. So, please enjoy and let me know what you think and what matchups you would like to see
Good evening ladies and gentleman of Bleacher Report. Tonight we have a special show of mixed fighting action with all your favorite celebrity stars.
Fighting for pride, glory, and a six-figured paycheck; these celebrities have laid it all out on the line training tirelessly just to give you, the fans, the best show possible.
On the card tonight we have such sensational celebrities as Matthew Fox from TV's Lost going head to head, in a middleweight bout, against the globe-trotting good Samaritan Brad Pitt.
But the main event is the real pants crapper, we have at heavyweight the nauseating over-publicized Seth Rogen against the talented singer-songwriter turned actor, Jack Black.
Rogen who is looking to boost his popularity as the next superstar comedian has managed to find time tonight in his busy schedule to be a last minute stand in for Anthony Anderson.
But first let's have a special word from our sponsors over at E!.
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Ok, thanks Joel. That's right ladies and gentleman The Soup is the only show on E! worth watching and now for our fights.
At lightweight tonight we have Steve Buscemi fighting against Dave Chappelle. Chappelle, who has nothing better to do these days expressed interest in fighting last week, and so here he is fighting against movie star eccentric Steve Buscemi.
Light Weight Match
Steve Buscemi vs. Dave Chappelle
The two fighters are asked to step to the center of the ring where celebrity referee Mike Tyson goes over the rules. Tyson is impossible to understand through his child-like lisp—confusing the fighters.
The bell rings.
Chappelle is prancing around the ring cracking jokes for the audience.
"I got jokes, and jokes, and jokes, spaghetti, aha ha ha," says Chappelle.
Buscemi is looking to tap into a character that can fight. He looks scared, the conclusion he has never played such a character.
Buscemi fueled by fear lunges into Chappelle. The two clinch, Chappelle begins throwing knees. Buscemi, begins rehearsing with a few knees of his own.
Tyson breaks the two apart after a moment of inactivity, and the two begin dancing around the ring unwilling to engage. Finally the bell rings, and the two return to their respective corners.
Buscemi who is receiving instructions from coach Michael Madsen and friend Michael Bay is told that he needs to be more explosive, like Armageddon explosive.
Chappelle who is engaging in some sketch comedy with co-star Charlie Murphy, and fellow comedian Norm McDonald are playing the crowd.
"I'm rich bitch!" screams Chappelle.
The bell rings and round two begins. The fighters step out, but it is immediately called a no-contest. Apparently, referee Mike Tyson failed to show up for round two, and had kidnapped both fighters' kids to be prepared in a stew.
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