This is an idea I got from a British MMA magazine I ended up finding at the store. When I read the few they had in there I laughed hysterically. I will include those in this article.
The Josh Koscheck: It makes you feel very accomplished, even though you are doing very little.
The Sean Sherk: It looked like orange juice...how was I supposed to know the effect it would have?
The Chuck Liddell: Your friends used to be knocked out by it years ago, but a natural tolerance pretty much makes it look like a sissy drink.
The Greg Jackson: The one that makes the Chuck Liddell look weak...no matter how you mix it.
The Wanderlei Silva: You try to be macho with this one, but it hits like a buzz saw, and you wake up the next morning regretting everything.
One time I tried to make a Chuck Liddell, but I went a little overboard with the Tequila, so like everyone else I was thinking Chuck, but ended up with a Rashad Evans.
The Brock Lesnar: After a few of these you'll be on top of the world...too bad it won't last very long.
The Tim Sylvia: It runs right through you.
The Houston Alexander: It looks really good at first, but after a couple you realize it's missing something.
The Mirko Cro Cop: You hear about how good they are til you experience it for yourself, then it's letdown city.
The Jesse Taylor: You piss yourself and get kicked out, and no one cares.
The Roger Huerta: After a few you think you are 10 feet tall, but for some reason you have followers that believe the same thing.
The Ken Shamrock: You don't realize that you should have quit a long time ago.
The Urijah Faber: It looks so weak, but you definitely do not want to underestimate it.
The Lodune Sincaid: Lots of fruit in this one.
The Krzystof Soszynski: It takes way too long to make and the only one that will enjoy it is you.