Parodies: A Dedicated, Chelsea-Loving Russian

David JacobsCorrespondent IDecember 16, 2008

This parody is a tribute to Chelsea's Russian billionaire owner -
Roman Abramovich who proves himself to be
a dedicated, Chelsea-loving Russian.

My thanks go out to Willie Gannon who gave me the idea of writing a parody to this song.

I like to hope one day that at least one of my parodies will be sung in the stands, whichever team I my write about.

I hope you Chelsea fans like this one :)


Sing along to the tune of 'Dedicated Follower of Fashion' by The Kinks.

Note - I am not a Chelsea Fan. I'm a Spurs fan, so be nice and take it in good humour. It's a bit of fun, but if you're one of those annoyingly immature Chelsea fans who can't take a joke, just don't read/sing this article any further.

You have been warned!

He seeks them here.
He seeks them there.
His money's loud
When buying a player.

It can make or break him
So he's got to buy the best
'Cause he's a dedicated,
Chelsea-loving Russian.

And when he does
His shopping rounds.
Around the teams
Of every town.

Eagerly pursuing
All the latest players and trends
'Cause he's a dedicated,
Chelsea-loving Russian.

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is).
Oh yes he is (oh yes he is).
He always has great players
To throw cash at.

And when he pulls his
Frilly Armani panties right up tight,
He feels a dedicated,
Chelsea-loving Russian.

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is).
Oh yes he is (oh yes he is).
There's one thing that he loves
And that's his money.

One week he's in dogtooth
And the next in Chelsea stripes
'Cause he's a dedicated,
Chelsea-loving Russian.

We see him here.
A billionaire.
He lives on land,
Or sea or air.

Everywhere those money-grabbing
Directors all march on.
Each one a dedicated,
Chelsea-loving Russian.

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is).
Oh yes he is (oh yes he is).
His world is built round
Yachts and private parties.

This lucky foreign individual
Always does his best
To be a dedicated,
Chelsea-loving Russian.

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is).
Oh yes he is (oh yes he is).
He floats on transfer markets
Like a butterfly.

In matters of this club he is
As care-free as can be
'Cause he's a dedicated,
Chelsea-loving Russian.

He's a dedicated,
Chelsea-loving Russian.
He's a dedicated,
Chelsea-loving Russian.

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