Well, I'm back with my latest rankings. And this time, it's all work and no fun.

Which makes Sang a dull boy.

All work and no fun makes Sang a dull boy.

All fun and no work makes Sang a homeless boy.

All homeless and no fun makes Sang a sad boy.

All sad and no home gives Sang time to write this article.

Point Guards

1. Chris Paul, New Orleans Hornets (No Move)

Stats: 20.3 ppg, 11.9 apg and 53.6 percent shooting.

This one time I said to an old wise man, "sir, is there such a thing as a living legend?"

He in turn asked me who the hell I was and told me no loitering at the Wal-Mart entrance.

What am I getting at? Absolutely nothing, but I bet many of you anticipated something relevant. That's how good Chris Paul is. He's so great he can't be confined to anecdotes.

2. Devin Harris, New Jersey Nets (Newbie)

Stats: 24.8 ppg, 6.2 apg and 49% shooting.

Harris is making great strives to cementing the Kidd trade for him may be the most disastrously ill advised transaction in point guard swapping history.

While Kidd is by no means bad, he's a shadow of his former self and going down hill. Fast.

Harris, to me, is like Steve Urkel. The guy nobody expected anything from, only to come out of nowhere and show he's got the basketball skills to die for.

Now if only Harris can create wacky devices that can shrink people or make clones. That'd be awesome.

Ah, Family Matters, how I miss you.

3. Chauncey Billups, Denver Nuggets (No Move)

Stats : 18.5 ppg, 6.9 apg and 43.1 percent shooting.

Ever since my last update, Billups went on to crush my beloved Toronto Raptors. For that I despise him and everything he stands for. I made a memo to never, ever, allow Billups onto this list solely on my personal hatred.

Then, my conscience got the better of me. 'Tis the season to forgive, after all.

Come on now, little Billups. Hop on the merry list!

You deserve it, you stupid *%&((^%&(^&$^*()&%&(#$#%@!)*~@............

The Departed : Jose Calderon, Toronto Raptors.

You're still me favourite point guard, Caldy. But since my last update, the Raptors had gone 1-4. I'm sorry, boy, but we're gonna have to put you down. C'mon boy, let's go have a run in the field. It'll be fun.

Don't give me that look. Everything's okay. Everything's going to be okay.

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Please, please don't look at me that way. Please......

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*BANG*

I'm sorry.

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