Detroit Lions vs. Denver Broncos: 5 Lions You Must Watch at Mile High

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Detroit Lions vs. Denver Broncos: 5 Lions You Must Watch at Mile High
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There are five Lions you must watch this weekend in Denver. It’s a four o’clock kickoff, so get your outdoor honey-do’s done early!

This weekend, the Lions head to the Chapel of Tebow. With Tim and the disciples rallying in the fourth quarter to beat the hapless Miami Dolphins last week, 18-15, the genuflecting has already begun out in the Rockies.

How apropos that the Lions face the angelic one on the weekend known for devilishly good fun and women abolishing their inhibitions with a “Sluty Nurse, Librarian or Whatever,” ensembles.

My personal Halloween 2011 began last weekend with our annual family pilgrimage to the Detroit Zoo for begging at ZOO BOO.

Our immediate family utilizes the yearly event to gather up all the costumed cousins and stroll through the illuminated zoological compound for a middle-aged “night on the town.”

Any couple with young children knows trick-or-treating is a green light for libations with fellow parental-batteries as you stroll at a snail’s pace with your costumed-up toddler.

Armed with Baileys in the coffee and Crown in the flask, we began our quest for Kit-Kats and Twizzlers.

Hopefully, the following five Lions can haunt Touchdown Jesus, I mean Tebow and the rest of the Denver Broncos on Sunday.

Here are the Van Etten V… 

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