I watched Disney's animated classic Aladdin with my two little brothers the other day, and I got to thinking: What would each NHL team wish for if they were in possession of the magic lamp? No, not the one behind the opposition's net.
The one that contains the all-powerful genie—hopefully voiced by Robin Williams as well.
It's a well-known fact that genies grant three wishes, but for the sake of this slideshow, I'm going to push that number down to one. Because being a Featured Columnist here at Bleacher Report has several perks, such as control over mystical entities like magic lamps and voodoo dolls (it would seem Rick DiPietro is onto us, however).
Now that the cat is out of the bag (genie is out of the lamp?) on our ability to grant wishes via genies, I expect to receive phone calls from each NHL team, asking for the following things.
(And please take this story seriously so we can argue about how your favorite team would or wouldn't use a fictitious wish granted by a mythical being. It'll be fun!)