Sign up or login to track your favorite teams on Bleacher Report

Sign Up for Bleacher Report

As a registered user you can subscribe to your favorite teams, post comments, write your own articles, and much more.

You must register in order for that functionality to work!






Validating sign up form ...

Do you want to write for Bleacher Report?

Bleacher Report content is created by fans like you. Do you want to write about your sports, teams, and leagues?

Processing writing preferences ...

Great, , you're signed up! Now select your favorite teams:

i.e. Big 10, LeBron James, USC Football

Selected Tags:

Click here to learn more about writing for Bleacher Report.


Logging in ...

Twas the night before the Super Bowl, the next champ in the house. No room for mistakes, except those from Strahan's mouth. The pocket for Brady will be protected with care. The difference will be if New York's front four can get in there...

'Twas the Night Before the Super Bowl...

by Jeffrey Santon (Analyst)

0

559 reads

Humor

February 02, 2008

Humor, NFL, New England Patriots, Super Bowl XLII, Humor Bowl

Twas the night before the Super Bowl, the next champ in the house.

No room for mistakes, except those from Strahan's mouth.

The pocket for Brady will be protected with care.

The difference will be if New York's front four can get in there.

On both sides players are nestled, all snug in their beds.

Finally—two teams without players who are wanted by feds.

Even mothers of players during breaks can catch fame.

For their son's NFL-sized hunger, Ma and Campbell's will tame.            

Tomorrow at 6:30, nothing else will really matter.  

  • B/R Ticket Guide

Except what's more important—a good seat or your bladder?

You might be at a friend's, and the party will begin.

But unfortunately, those people who don't care are let in.

You will drink lots of beer and eat food you probably shouldn't...

But be happy you aren't that guy who made a bet, and pay couldn't.

Funny commercials and halftime shows are sure to excite,

As will guys who brought their girlfriends and all game are forced to fight.                       

Validated predictions will be proclaimed with pride,

While those who were wrong swear they never picked a side.

Someone will call them out, claiming they heard a bet played,

But they'll be met with excuses, like "the spread was never made."

Regardless of the party, whether it be fun or lame,

History is upon us, and will be made in this game.                      

The Patriots have one left until perfection they taste,

But the Giants too have an opportunity they don't want to waste.

In closing, let's go—the game is almost here.

So go sleep, wake up, tune in,and crack a beer.                                  

Flag This Article
Share This Article
  • StumbleUpon
  • Facebook
  • Email
  • Print

comments (0) write a comment »

write a new comment


This article has no comments.

Edit this Article Article History

About the Author Jeffrey Santon (analyst)

  • 26 articles written
  • 77 comments posted
  • 7 fans

The Latest from Our Friends at College Humor

FREE SPORTS TEXT ALERTS

  • Get team scores and news sent to your cell phone during and after each game.
  • We do not charge for these services, but standard messaging rates or other charges apply.
  • Cancel anytime by replying STOP to any message.

Step 1: Choose a team

League:

Step 2: Enter your phone number

( ) -
Standard Messaging Rates or other charges apply. To Opt-out text STOP to 4INFO (44636). For more information text HELP to 4INFO (44636). Contact your carrier for more details.

Want to write for Bleacher Report

We are a community of fans who write about sports. And we're growing.

Learn More and Sign Up »