Pat: Well, first and foremost, we wanted to offer a hand of apology for being absent. Bernie had a bit of an "accident," but we are back
Bernie: You wanted to offer a hand of apology? What the hell does that even mean?
Pat: It means your face reminds me of an ugly lump of mashed potatoes. Now let's get to the point
Bernie: Right. Top five writers on B/R. Now, we have to narrow this down a bit. To be honest with you, it's football season, let's concentrate on that.
Pat: Good point. Top five Football writers. I already have my picks...
Bernie: Hmmm It's a bot tougher for me, but I think I do too...
Pat: Alright, i'll go first since I'm the best. Remember if you ain't first...you're last.
Bernie: Yeah yeah yeah. Go eat a donkey...or a hash brown. You decide.
Pat: LOL. WHAT??
Pat: No. 5- James Williamson. He is passionate and is hilarious when responding back to comments. He could use a little bit more experience, but the boy's got passion and dedication. Hard to come by these days
Bernie: Hmmm. Yes I agree with that. He does have a lot of feisty is him. Kinda like Harold the Duck. That thing was the devil!
Pat: Um...ok. So would you agree with that being your No. 5 choice as well?
Bernie: Oh. I would have to say No. I would actually go with my No. 5 being...Daniel Cox. He writes a series called "Letters to the League" and he never disappoints.
Pat: Yes! I do like him. Though he always messing with Brett...Looks like all the Brett haters are shutting their mouths, as they should!!
Bernie: Give it time, my friend. After all, the playoffs are just around the corner. This is where Brett misunderstand "throwing a touchdown pass" to "throwing an interception"
Pat: Whatever. Those kind of statements really do tug at my thigh
Bernie: HAHA. WTH??
Pat: No. 4 for me would be...(Ok, before I say this—listen people—this isn't a popularity contest. I am writing the people that I truly think are great writers. IF you don't agree, then that's fine—don't attack the writer, and don't tell me crap about how so and so should be on this list. THIS IS MY LIST DAMNIT)...My No. 4 would be Ray Bogusz.
Listen the guy can be negative with his articles, but he can write well. I like that.
Bernie: Hmm, haven't read much of his work to be honest. But will start immediately. Wait, is that the guy with a picture of a rat terrier?
Pat: I thought it was a golden retriever?
Bernie: What? It was like 10 pounds and white? With glasses?
Pat: Why can a rat terrier have glasses and not a golden?
Bernie: Ok seriously. My No. 4 would be...Kristofer Green. If you want to know anything about the college football, talk to Kristofer. Plus, the guy loves to write. He has 100 articles in just four months.
Pat; Oooh that's impressive. One-hundred articles, huh? I like that. He just moved up in my book. I will not watch out for this guy..kinda like watching out for policeman on a 70 degree night.
Bernie: LMAO. I don't get it!!??
Pat: Interesting. Okay No. 3. This is hard. Party because my next two haven't written many articles, but they always deliver an amazing one. So, I am going to go with the person that to me writes from the heart no matter what the consequence is as my No. 2.
Therefore, my No. 3 would be Gray Ghost. He is consistent, his writing just flows, and he gets along with everyone on this site.
Bernie: I agree with that choice. I am curious to see who your top two are now. My question is with Gray—where has he been?
This is football season—he started off strong, but hasn't written anything in over a month. I am sorry, but to be included in the contest, there has to be more writing, especially with how football has been lately!
Pat: So who would your No. 3 be?
Bernie: Buddy Smith. I like his name and I like his articles. He is very wise and has been a bit underrated. Much like a Matt Ryan. Just wait and he will explode!
Pat: I'm gonna explode! Haha. I ate too much corn nuts.
Bernie: You ate too much? or Too many? Seriously...what is wrong with you?
Pat: YOUR MAMA wrong with me. Now, my No. 2. Ahhh, I like this person a lot. And it's a GIRLY GIRL.
She writes with passion, loyalty and that girl got some knowledge to the sport of football.
Her best article, and best on B/R in my opinion, was "My side of the Story". Completely captivating. She went outside the lines on this one and made a masterpiece. For that article, and the rest that followed, I say Kristin Hamlin is my No. 2.
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