Chicago Bulls head coach Del Negro...You need a TIME OUT!
Because your team just lost to The Portland Trail Blazers in Greg Oden's rose garden debut by 42 POINTS!
OUCH.
Your play was worse than call girl Ashley Dupre's apology to former NY Attorney General Elliot Spitzer's WIFE! Because all Ashley wants is some $$$...she has no heart.
And quite frankly...neither do the CHICAGO BUMS!
This game has me questioning, what is the point of being a sports fan anyhow? What is the point of waiting all of those years to win the last game of the season, even to win it six times in eight years, because at the end of the day, there are going to DECADES and DECADES more LOSING seasons than WINNING!
- B/R Ticket Guide
So Chicago, did you stay up until 9:30 to watch?
Did your sports fans go to their local watering holes and ask the bar tender to turn up ESPN?
Did you think you and your kids would have some quality time watching the nationally televised game?
Because that game was seen from Portland to Siberia...and u know what...all the millions of people tuning in were going, "Wow, the Chicago BUMS."
The Chicago BUMS made people turn their TV's off all over the planet, or at least change the channel.
Joakim Noah has always been a BUM, but Greg Oden turned him into the last guy in the food line at the homeless shelter, and when he got to the front, they had run out of food!
Portland, meanwhile, looking like a team that was DESPERATE to let the WORLD KNOW of their EXISTENCE.
WOW.
If any of my friends all over the world, or even the people who do not like me, wondered what I, Trail Blazer fan Andrew Kafoury, was doing during this game...I'll tell you.
I was at work for the first half, watching on the screen in the corner, then listening on the radio as I drove home, went in my basement, and worked out on the treadmill.
Chicago...your team needs a TIME OUT.
Because they are BUMS.
And Ashley Dupre has a better shot at winning Saint of the Year than your team does of making past the first round of the silly Eastern Conference.
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about 1 month ago
Dude are you seriously trolling? What is wrong with you man? Have some respect, show some courtesy and decency. Don't make blazer nation look bad.
from about 1 month ago
Too late.
from about 1 month ago
Courtesy and decency?
Dear Prem, I believe that is all I have done.
from about 1 month ago
As for decency and courtesy dear Prem, did the Blazers REALLY show any during that game?
Did they give the Bulls ANY hope, MERCY, or real SPORTSMANSHIP?
The Bulls had NO TEAM, and we TOOK ADVANTAGE of them on NATIONAL TV!
No, we made them look HORRIBLE for our OWN amusement.
Indeed, it was The Blazers THEMSELVES who started this BASHING of the Chicago Bulls...
I simply saw the joke.
from about 1 month ago
And 1 thing more Dear Prem, I do believe a TROLL is someone who picks kids up off the streets? So I am thinking that you are comparing me to a pedophile over my analogy that Joakim Noah cannot get food at the homeless shelter, and that Ashley Dupres has more class than the Chicago Bulls?
Well, if that is the case, let me set the record straight.
1. The world is a big bad mean place, full of very scary people.
2. The NBA is a big bad mean league, full of very scary people.
3. Portland Oregonians pretend the Blazers are a FAMILY ORIENTED FUN ATMOSPHERE...PRETEND.
It is an ILLUSION.
4. Do you have ANY IDEA WHAT GOES ON BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE NBA????
5. Do you have ANY IDEA WHAT GOES ON BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE BLAZERS??????
a. What gets said in the locker rooms?
b. What Kevin Pritchard and Paul Allen do when they party on his YACHT?
c. What the broadcasters say about the callers when they have them on hold????
6. Do you remember The Florida Gators knocking out our beloved Ducks?
7. Do you remember The Chiacgo Bulls beating us in the NBA FINALS????
No, REAL TROLLING, is what the league and this team and this city put a nice kid like Greg Oden through for over 500 days, by hailing him as a savior, then BASHING him over an injury, playing him for RATINGS when they should have let him REST...no, THAT is using a CHILD.
No, my dear Prem, to compare me to such a vile and repulsive life form because of my HUMEROUS EDITORIAL, which I DO NOT PROMOTE via ANY MAJOR CHANNEL.
Perhaps it is U, Dear Prem, who make Blazer Nation look bad, because you see only the shadows, not not the objects the light is cast upon to create them...
from about 1 month ago
Andrew, you're comments make absolutely no rational sense. First of all, judging by the fact that you needed 3 comments to reply to my 1, you either can't gather your thoughts and express them at once, and thusly require multiple posts to get your points across, or maybe you were on a sugar high.
Look, in your article you're calling out the Bulls for not showing up, which detracts from the impact the blazer's play had in taking the bulls out of their game. As a blazers' fan, you could have just as easily written a nice article about the effort put forth by the blazers. It's the difference between being DECENT and being a JERK. If you're a blazers' fan you don't have the responsibility of calling out the bulls for not competing. That's the responsibility of a bulls' fan.The world may not be sugar-coated candy, but that doesn't mean that people can't hold different standards of what they believe is decent and what is jerkish. You are a jerk, plain and simple.
And btw, you need to do more thorough research.
"An Internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the intention of provoking other users into an emotional response[1] or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion" -Wikipedia
This may not be a discussion forum or chat room, but it certainly is an online community. And you are a troll.
about 1 month ago
HA!
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