Former WWE champion The Ultimate Warrior would have considered being stuck with swords by a matador as perfectly adequate training for a match, at least from the utterances of his recorded interviews.
During his primary run in the WWE in the late '80s and early '90s, the Ultimate Warrior was a fan favorite and electrifying performance artist who was simultaneously unique and a perfect formula for the ideal professional wrestling superstar.
His skills inside the ring were never brilliant, but the intensity of his entrance and the alien phrasings of his interviews gave fans a dose of something they never knew they wanted until they were already entrenched in its addiction.
Here are five quotes from The Ultimate Warrior too crazy and/or awesome to forget. None of these quotes are taken out of context, because, quite simply, the Ultimate Warrior never really had any tangible context in his interviews.