Dear Donovan McNabb, I Don't Care What You Have To Say Anymore

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Dear Donovan McNabb, I Don't Care What You Have To Say Anymore

Dear Donovan McNabb,

I don't care what you have to say anymore, so please stop posting on your blog. Last week, you said blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. And blah, blah, blah. Then you said, "These are just words. I need to put them into action."

Well, thank you for the action you put into the game versus Cincinnati. Two words Donovan, Spek Tacular! You really showed us! So, as far as you are concerned Donovan, please SHUT THE  * * * *  UP, OKAY?

And as far as your blog is concerned, please stop it. We can keep last weeks blog on file forever and in it we will be able to find you saying the only thing any of us want to hear you say, "These are just words. I need to put them into action."

So I don't want to hear any more words from you Donovan, you have better things to do with your time as the quarterback of MY PHILADELPHIA EAGLES.

You can practice throwing the football chest high at moving targets, you can practice throwing the football ankle high at standing targets (but you already do that), or you can get a part-time job somewhere in a high-pressure high-stress environment to build your stamina.

You can read the National Football League rulebook to wither away all the things you do not know about the game you play under a $115 MILLION CONTRACT, you can watch other National Football League quarterbacks play so you can get an idea of how to win when it matters, or you can just sit somewhere and SHUT THE  * * * *  UP!

Just please don't ridicule me and other Philadelphia Eagles fans Donovan. Please don't write any more useless words on your blog. Please don't speak publicly about things that don't mean anything. You are a professional football player Donovan, you are a professional football player for the team that I love.

That being said, your worth to me lives and dies with YOU WINNING GAMES. And if you can't do that, then you are dead to me. SO STOP WITH ALL THE BLOGGING; I DON'T CARE WHAT DEAD PEOPLE THINK.

To end on a positive note, Donovan, I know it is not all your fault (less than 20 percent of it is by my estimation) so can I please have your support to fire Andy Reid? A petition for his removal is available here

Thanks Donovan ;)

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