It’s The End of the World as We Know It

That’s great. It starts with a loss of Jake
Cleveland, on the make.
It’s Progressive for God’s sake!

Eye of a Djokovic
Down goes Federer – so long Rafael – hello Tsonga
Feeding off an Aussie feast

Yum! Now!
Hornets in a fire
Representing some eight games

Spurs look uninspired
Pat Riley and a messy do
Guards of the West are comin’ in a fury

Breathin’ down Popovic’s neck
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped.
Looking for Tom Brady. Fine. Then.

Uh oh, where’s the boot?
Does Belichick give a hoot?
Save yourself. Serve yourself.

Hunter coaches barefoot
Martin on the hoof

With the raptured and revered and the right, right.

You vitriolic Santanaholic slam, fight are feeling
Pretty psyched.

It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
And I feel fine...

Six o’clock, TV hour
Don’t miss Atlantic Coast power
Terrapins and Blue Devil spin with a top 20 flair.

Tigers outlast Zags. Drake’s in for one more bag
Every motive escalate. Huggins sure to detonate.
Goaltending. Goaltending. Ewing. Ewing.

Watch the Heels crush now that they’ve been crushed
Not Quite!

This means no fear of Cavaliers
Virginia Tech’s a steerin’ clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament looms
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

OJ front row.
Tim Floyd and Melo.
Tiki’s chewing crow.

ELI MANNING!

Plaxico Burress, Tonio Pierce, and Corey Webster.
Super Bowl, half time, jelly bean. Boom.
You Patriots can’t forget Hixon right? Right!

It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel
fine…fine…