Adam Dunn will go down in baseball history as having one of the worst seasons ever after this year. He is hitting forty points below .200 and has not even hit ten home runs as of this writing. This is a list of potential people that can take the reigns temporarily or permanently for Dunn in the lineup. People who can manage to hit .200 or better. People that can actually get a hit against left-handed hitters and won't strikeout once a game. In other words people that are reliable.
***This is a satirical article. None of these candidates are supposed to be actual replacements for Dunn(I think). Hopefully the Big Donkey can sort out his problems at the plate. Because I think he's still a good slugger despite his struggles.***