The 15 Funniest Sports-Related Videos on the Web

One may argue there are many comical moments in professional sports.

I mean, call me childish, but witnessing Bengie Molina run the bases, hearing Tommy Lasorda drop a truckload of F-bombs on post-game reporters or watching some college cheerleader tank-it off the top of the human pyramid and bounce a few times on the 50-yard line is enough to put me in stitches.  

Yet for all of you that need a corresponding video to get you giggling in your office chairs, may I present to you the 15 Funniest Sports-Related Videos on the Internet (excluding women’s basketball—I said “funny,” not “laughable“).

15. Athlete's Foot

These double-chinned beauties, masked marauders and cocky, toe-tangling Brits put the “fun” in, “There’s a serious possibility you’re all going to contract some nasty herpes like foot fungus.”

Who’d have thought that England’s been getting G’d up from the feet up for the past 35 years?

Side note: Here’s hoping Bleacher Report isn’t frequented by a bunch of sports nuts with a foot fetish...or Rex Ryan.

Not only will the rest of these slides go un-viewed, but I will be unable to make my yearly reservation at the Derbyshire Inn.

14. Ol' Dirty Bastard

Somewhere on the other side of the globe, a bunch of Borat lookalikes conjured up a sport so extreme, the Travis Pastranas of the world are likely to wuss-out like a seventh grader at his first boy/girl dance.

By thoughtfully melding the grace of high diving with the poise of snapping essential vertebrae, what this hybrid activity lacks in practical application, it more than makes up for in stupidity. And dirt. 

13. Street Surfin' Man

I’m guessing this kid is the bastard spawn resulting from some sort of deviant sexual escapade between one of the Beach Boys and a joint the size of a baseball bat.

12. Coach Phil Wellman Goes Thin Red Line on ‘Em.

If only major league coaches exhibited these kind of theatrics, double-headers might be bearable.

Phil Wellman, I salute you. You have the chutzpah to look a bastard umpire in the face and blow him the eff up with a rosin bag grenade. Incendiary.

High school drama teachers everywhere are metaphorically chucking imaginary flowers at your feet.

11. Could Have Fooled Me, Majerus

Back when Rudy Gay was still a UConn Husky chalking up triple-doubles, Husky ESPN 2 commentator Rick Majerus was dishing out double entendres, much to the amusement of co-anchor Steve Lavin.

Apparently, having the last name Gay isn’t as depressing as one might think.

10. Black and White Swan

And now... for a bit of culture...

9. Mind Your Business!

After hearing this ref’s penalty call, there are a world of inappropriate assumptions to be made about what exactly happened at the bottom of this dogpile.

After watching him gesticulate, there’s little doubt. Get some No. 93.

8. Jose, Can You See?

Whatever your views on steroids, the asterisk or grown men jamming sharp objects into each other’s butt cheeks, one thing is for certain.

Seeing a baseball crack a juiced-up monkey square in the melon (and having it count as a dinger) is funny. 

7. Jim Rome Is Burning...Bridges With Jim Everett

Now, as most American males in their late 20s, I appreciate a good catfight.

A couple of buxom babes verbally (and fingers crossed, physically) pummeling each other into some kind of sweaty sexy heap of emotion where love and hate somehow get confused and if the stars are aligned, get tossed to the wayside altogether and in its place passion reigns supreme—hair pulling gives way to kissing and...I digress.

All right, truth be told, I love a catfight. That is, lest it is between two grown dudes.

That’s what this is. Sorry to get your hopes up. 

6. Say It Ain't So, Joe!

Joe Namath. Five-time Pro Bowler. One-time sauced-up pervert.

5. Chimp Off the Old Block

This one’s a stretch. Although neither technically a sport, nor a human, I’ll be damned if I let our closest mammal brethren suffer through another Bleacher Report slideshow without a little representation.

Besides, it takes a real athlete’s speed, dexterity and opposable thumbs to pull this catchy number off, and that’s more than I can say for some of our most renowned professional athletes.

4. "Aaaaaaand That Happened."

There are few things known to make grown men cringe more than John Mayer’s super sappy, panty-dropping teenage love jams. His play-by-play announcing is one of them. 

3. Pint-Sized Pugilist Punted.

Mexico has been getting the proverbial shaft ever since we got in their face in the 1840s and muscled away their prime real estate. Let me take a moment to make amends on behalf on the entire U.S. once and for all.

I cannot give you California and Texas back, but I can give this gem of a video, direct from our friends to the south, the No. 3 spot.

2. And Boom Goes...Any Shot of Getting Laid for Being on TV

I guess one should say, “It takes true tenacity and courage to do something you’re obviously completely terrible at.”

I try to remind myself of this as I laugh loudly at this kid’s misfortune, pausing only to repeatedly berate him through the screen for being a yammering dork. I would give the computer a swirly, if I thought he could feel it. 

1. George Brett Shoots the Sh*t

CAUTION: THIS CLIP USES PROFANE (YET HILARIOUS) LANGUAGE. 

This is it. The single funniest sports-related video on the planet.

In order to keep this caption work-friendly, I’ll put it to you this way: This video’s subject is former Kansas City Royals All-Star, George Brett.

He talks about poop.