3 Patriots, 3 Giants Questionable for Media Day, Coughlin Doubtful

With media day just around the corner, seven players from both New York and New England have been put on the injury report.

The Patriots have refused to disclose Tom Brady's status for media day in fear of giving the paparazzi an unfair advantage. 

R.W. McQuarters tops the Giant's list after two key fumbles and is listed as "questionable" with blow-to-ego syndrome. Although this is a rare condition in NFL players, three others are experiencing it this week: Rodney Harrison, Richard Seymour, and Jeff Feagles.

Feagles will be named the oldest NFL Player to ever play in the game itself and reportedly hasn't left his room since hearing the news.

Seymour and Harrison are being accused of being dirty players.

Lawrence Tynes rounds out the Giants' list for undisclosed reasons. He was heard muttering on the phone and all that was heard was, in an unsure voice: "wid let, wie lef, umm Wide Left!"

Randy Moss is also a toss up for the game in fear that once other women see how "good-looking" he is, they will target him in night clubs. When asked about the injury, all he stated about the injury was, "The only good thing about it is maybe it'll shut you guys up."

The Patriots have yet to release the condition of Tom Brady to prevent media personnel from having an unfair advantage of getting to him first. 

When asked to comment about the situation, coach Bill Bellicheck simply stated, "We are just looking at next week." 

In other news, the Giants' Tom Coughlin is doubtful after needing to rest his face following the win in freezing Lambeau.