No Holds Barr: Quick Hitters from the Week in Sports

Sports journalism is a strange beast, to say the least.

Nowadays, every so called "analyst" has an opinion on everything from whom should be traded where, to what endorsements should be offered to what players. Sports journalism has become a little too congested with the same opinions offered over and over again.

In a world where everyone has an opinion, sportswriters have begun to take themselves a little too seriously. So it is I, Jordan Barr, who must bring this once proud profession back from the brink.

My solution? No Holds Barr! So sit back and enjoy as I finally speak what every other sports fan only jokes about in his or her living room.

I wonder who will keep their job longer, Maple Leafs GM John Ferguson, Jr. or Fidel Castro?

Celtics coach Doc Rivers will lead the Eastern Conference All-Stars at this year's game. What has he done this year? The Celtics possess one of the deepest talent pools in recent NBA history. Rob Babcock could win with them!

What's more likely, the Giants winning the Super Bowl or Tony Romo actually making it there? Yeah...at least he still has Jessica.

Most shocking news of the year: Tony Dungy keeps his job.

In other news, Peyton is still the better Manning.

And isn't Eli leading his team to a championship kind of like Marc Denis doing likewise? Ok, ok. Denis isn't THAT bad.

Rumor has it the Golf Channel has a new afternoon show curiously titled "Lynch Hour With Tiger Woods."

F1 introduced their new style car this week and still nobody cares.

By the sounds of it, if Sydney Crosby doesn't return soon, the entire NHL will fall into disrepair.

T.O wasn't crying for his quarterback. It was obvious he was watching his favourite soap right before the interview, but of course, the media didn't tell you that! It's called journalistic integrity people!