Lost Prophets: 10 Failed Sports Guarantees

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Lost Prophets: 10 Failed Sports Guarantees

I don't know if you heard, but the world was supposed to end this weekend.

I know, I'm super bummed too, but I can tell you one thing about the would-be prophet, Harold Camping: He's got balls. Arrogant, delusional balls. 

It takes a great deal of confidence to guarantee something—I won't even guarantee I can finish a sandwich—and one always runs the risk of looking like an idiot once the claim falls through and you're left to explain what went wrong.

So I got to thinking, what about the failed sports guarantee? Sure, they don't come with the same cataclysmic implications, but I guarantee the guarantor wishes the world would come to an end after they lose.

Hey, I guess I can guarantee something.

Now let's take a look at 10 failed sports guarantees...

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