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Alex Rodriguez is being goofy

Alex thinks he loves Madonna

It blows my mind how Alex Rodriguez can fall for a woman who looks like a transexual. The thing is, it doesn’t bother me so much that he cheated on his wife,  it’s “who” he cheated with. Madonna used to be hot but now she is old and used looking. I’ve never seen anything like this. If A-Rod was going to cheat on his wife, you’d think it would be with a young hot looking hollywood starlet like Scarlett Johansson or Megan Fox. Don’t get me wrong, cheating is never good but come on A-Rod, Maddona? The woman is 50! I was thinking to myself, what kind of hold does Madonna have on him? It can’t be her hotness because that is gone. What special powers or force of nature is Madonna using on A-Rod? Maybe with all the experience she had with sex, she’s using all the things she learned in her millions years of life on A-Rod. There’s really no explanation on why people fall in love sometimes. They just do. It could be because Madonna is a nice person. Who knows. If I was Cynthia Rodriguez, not only would I be upset that my husband cheated on me, but I’d be upset that he cheated on me with an old and haggard looking Madonna.

This relationship will never last. At least it shouldn’t.

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