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Lewis Hamilton: Diary Entry 19.10.08 (Humor)

9070970 097986897Oct 16, 2008

Itโ€™s Sunday 19th October 2008. Iโ€™ve woken up, and its Saturday 2200 GMT. I flick on the TV in my hotel room; I just want to chill for a bit so I put on a music channel. My pussycat doll is on there, sheโ€™s alright. I have a quick shower; it lasted 3:35.630, I can hear Heikki in the room next door, and heโ€™s been in the shower for ages.

I get changed; I never wear the same things twice, by the way. I go downstairs to the reception. I have a quick chat with the receptionist, sheโ€™s quite hot. Nicole would kill me, for saying that, but Iโ€™m just a regular guy.

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I pick up a newspaper and just look at the pictures. I canโ€™t read Chinese but Iโ€™m learning; I must learn.

Heikki comes down stairs half an hour later and we meet Ron and Martin for breakfast. Iโ€™m not sure what Iโ€™m eating but itโ€™s tasty. I notice a board that sayโ€™s something about Poodle sausages. Iโ€™m not really into that but I wolfed mine down.

We get to the track and, after a few formalities, Iโ€™m in the seat of my MP-23. I qualified second. I swear Fernando blocked me on my final lap; Heโ€™s a jerk. People say heโ€™s the complete package. Heโ€™s not, I am.

The grid empties and we complete our formation lap. I canโ€™t see Hekki, he qualified 15th. Felipeโ€™s in front of me and Kimi is in third. My stomach starts to ache. That ^*^* Poodle sausage. Oh my god. The lights go out. Heck my stomach kills, Iโ€™m in agony.

I go straight for Felipe; screw him. I can here Ron screaming on the radio about the Poodle.ย  "F&^*&^* the Poodle. %^$*&ย  the world championship." Kimi smashes into the back of me. My world is falling apart.

Now in my hotel room itโ€™s easy to reflect. Hindsight is a wonderful thing, oh well, off to Brazil.

Iโ€™ve heard they do a mean cat soup.

This is complete fiction. Come on Lewis.

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