Let’s face it, you’ll be a little nervous come Sunday afternoon. You’ll find yourself pacing uncontrollably in your living room while watching ESPN’s Sunday Countdown, before switching to FOX NFL Sunday to stare into Michael Strahan’s gap as if it were some “Bermuda Triangle-esque” black hole.
You’ll rub your belly in an effort to soothe what Western doctors and Bywater voodoo Priestesses have previously diagnosed as a case of “the bubble gut.” But as John McCain would say, “My friends, we have a plan to rescue you from these difficult times. The fundamentals of our Chick Sips are strong!”
The Chicks are keeping it light and easy to help you overcome a case of the division rivalry jitters. Our Chick Chow requires little time in the kitchen and comes equipped with a pointy device, perfect for pointing out all the refs missed calls on your flat screen. As for our Chick Sips, they’ll leave you floating like a butterfly, like Steve Smith when he’s about to whip ass on one of his teammates. So as we prepare to turn up the heat in the NFC with a big game against the Panthers, we ask that you fire up the grill and break out the booze for this week’s Chick Chow and Chicks Sips: Skewered John Kasay Satay with Rattled Jake the Snake Shooters.
Skewered John Kasay Satay
1 pound boneless skinless chicken breast halves cut into strips
1/3 cup soy sauce
1 tablespoon peeled ginger
1/4 cup fresh lemon juice
2 cloves garlic, minced
2 tablespoons water
1 tablespoon brown sugar
1 tablespoon curry powder
1 1/2 tablespoons peanut butter
1 pack wooden skewers, soaked in water & 3 tablespoons of soy sauce for 30 minutes
1/2 teaspoon Tabasco sauce
In a mixing bowl, combine peanut butter, soy sauce, ginger, lemon juice, brown sugar, curry powder, garlic, water and Tabasco Sauce. Place the chicken breasts in the marinade and refrigerate for at least 3 hours. Slide the chicken onto the skewers and grill for 5 minutes on each side.
Rattled Jake the Snake Shooters
1/2 oz Tequila
1/2 oz Light Rum
1 1/2 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
1 oz Fresh Lime Juice
Mix it, shoot it, and prepare for the cats to loose their 9th life.