Chick Clicks: Brought to you by…Battle Star Chick-lactica

Hotter: Jeremy Shockey’s Short Hair vs Drew Brees’ Long Hair

Advantage: Brees. The long hair has him playing like an MVP while Shockey’s short cut has him nursin’ his groin.

Worst Week Ever: Pacman Jones’ Indefinite Suspension vs Losing 91-0 like the Estero High School Football Team

Advantage: Gotta be Pacman. The Estero kids still have time to redeem their reputations.

Best Week Ever: Roy Williams Heads to D-Town vs Evander Holyfield’s Baby Mama Who Might Finally Get Her Child Support

Advantage: Roy. Cause we all know Evander’s gotta pay the bill collectors first.

More Chick Clicks…

The Saints say their bye-byes to Terrance Copper. (Nola)
Panthers fans are shaking in their kitty litter. (Cat Crave)
Tom Brady gets a new set of “wheels.” (TMZ)
Let the NFL Pro Bowl Voting Begin (NFL)
And while you’re voting, vote Drew the Air Player of the Week…again. (NFL)
The Saints and Scott Fujita do their part for breast cancer awareness month. (NFL)
Reggie’s not getting married anytime soon. (E Online) Neither is Romo. (Celebitchy)