"@ochocinco Dr. Cinco, throw away all razors and just let the facial hair get weird...the beard will know what to do from there." This is a tweet taken from Brian Wilson's time line directing Cincinnati Bengals Wide Receiver Chad Ochocinco to follow the ways of the beard.
From video game adds to late night talk show appearances the Beard of Brian Wilson has taken a life of it's own. Wilson began growing the beard as a form of rally in the 2010 MLB postseason claiming he would not shave the beard until the Giants were eliminated. The Giants went on the defeat the Texas Rangers in the 2010 World Series sparing the Beards from its unfortunate fate.
The Beard has become a revelation in the city of San Fransisco. Similar to the "Joe Mauer Side Burns Night" in Minnesota fans were seen wearing replica beards to get opposing teams to fear the Beard.
Wilson's beard and its magical healing powers have helped him return to the field this season and record Seven saves in Eight attempts. Just remember you can't touch the beard, no one has before.... Too much Magic inside.
So you've seen beards, moustaches, sideburns and soul patches. Did we miss anything?
Thanks to Kyle Stone with the assistance on this list.