25 Most Hilarious One-Liners in NFL History

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25 Most Hilarious One-Liners in NFL History
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An appealing trait of football is that its past remains as significant as its present.

NFL Films is the embodiment of that trait. There is a draw to looking back at how the game was as there is to analyzing what it's like today.

Throughout the years, the NFL has shown its players to be tough, serious athletes, but there's been a lighter side to the game and everyone associated with it as well.

Here are some examples of that humor, in the form of one-liners and short quips. These aren't in any order, and are based on very limited criteria. I tried keeping the list to NFL quotes, and tried limiting them to lines that are funny by themselves.

For example, "You play to win the game" is funny in context, but not inherently.


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