WWE: WrestleMania XXVII: What Is Each Superstar Thinking? Part 2

Angel CervantesContributor IIIMarch 28, 2011

We are now just a few short days away from WrestleMania, and the anticipation continues to grow.

Now, surely, each superstar has more than just one thought. This is what each superstar is thinking, part two. If you missed part one, the link is at the bottom.

Same wrestlers, new thoughts:

The Rock: So...who’s wrestling tonight?

John Cena: Is he looking? Is he looking? (Referring to The Rock)

The Miz: It doesn’t get any more real than this.

Alberto Del Rio: Stop calling me the Mexican JBL.

Edge: Wouldn’t it be awesome if I was facing Christian?

Christian: Maybe next year?

The Undertaker: Who’s left?

Triple H: Will they ever forget my loss to the Ultimate Warrior?

CM Punk: I wonder what Jeff Hardy’s been up to.

Randy Orton: I hope I don’t hurt myself banging the mat again.

Michael Cole: This is going to be a train wreck.

Jerry Lawler: At last.

Steve Austin: Wait...I’m actually refereeing a Michael Cole match? I thought they were joking.

Jack Swagger: At least I get a WrestleMania bonus check.

Rey Mysterio: You’ll miss me when I’m gone.

Cody Rhodes: Not too bad...

Dolph Ziggler: It beats getting left off the card.

John Morrison: Man...Miz gets Cena and I get Snooki?

Vickie Guerrero: Did Snooki call me fat?

Lay: I can’t believe I have to lose to Snooki.

Cool: Damn, Layla is smoking!

Trish Stratus: How come they’re not making a bigger deal out of my return?

Snooki: I need a drink.

Sheamus: They really expect me to face this vanilla midget?

Daniel Bryan: Wow, the Georgia Dome makes me realize how small all those Ring of Honor venues really were.

The Big Show: Man, I’m letting myself go again.

Kane: Damn, I got a lot of mileage from this gimmick.

Wade Barret: They could have at least put me in a singles match.


Kelly Kelly: I hate Jersey Shore.