So picture the scenario: it’s the day of WrestleMania and emotions are running wild.
What is going through the heads of the superstars that are competing on the big stage? Have no fear, I have the answers and have you covered.
This is exactly what they are thinking:
The Rock: Fast Five better break records.
John Cena: Why do so many people hate me?
The Miz: Who's the Marty Jannetty now?
The Undertaker: Is this the last time?
Triple H: Anything Shawn can do, I can do better.
Alberto Del Rio: Haha, this is supposed to be hard?
Edge: Am I ever going to win at WrestleMania again?
Christian: I’m so close.
Randy Orton: Left out of a World Title match again?
CM Punk: The Miz? It was supposed to be me and Cena.
Michael Cole: Hey IWC, did that fa**ot Jim Ross ever have a WrestleMania match?
Jerry Lawler: I finally make my WrestleMania wrestling debut and it’s against…Michael Cole?
Jack Swagger: I wonder if they remember I was World Champion.
Steve Austin: Owen, Owen, Owen (shakes head)…sigh.
John Morrison: Really?
Trish Stratus: I hope I didn’t make a mistake.
Snooki: Are my 15 minutes up?
Dolph Ziggler: So wait…I can say I was World Champion right?
Lay: What am I going to do once they break us up? Cool: What am I going to do once Mark retires?
Vickie Guerrero: Eddie would be proud.
Rey Mysterio: How many more Mexicans are they going to bring in?
Cody Rhodes: Who the hell did Ted piss off?
Daniel Bryan: Is this as far as I’ll go? (Thinks)...I’m okay with that.
Sheamus: I miss jobbing to Triple H.
The Big Show: Looks like I need another break.
Kane: Another WrestleMania, another dollar.
Wade Barret: It could always be worse…I could be Drew McIntyre.