Let me preface this slideshow by admitting I'm less Chippendale and more Chip-A-Hoy Dancer these days. So writing critically of women who, if they deigned to so much as give me the time a day, would cause me to stain my shorts like middle schoolers at a Charlie Sheen pool party is a bit of a reach.
Nonetheless when your sports entertainment niche puts you in direct comparison with the likes of WWE Divas such as Kelly Kelly, Maryse, and Michelle McCool- women so gorgeous it's hard to believe I'm of the same species- you're bound to come under a harsh light.
Therefore, like winning the French Medal of Honor or claiming the highest SAT score on "The Jersey Shore" being named Top TNA Knockout falls within the purview of being "Damned by Faint Praise". Still someone's got to rate these women...and I'm just the drunken misogynist for the job.