NBA: Defending the Criami Heat

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NBA: Defending the Criami Heat

A few Miami Heat players may have sobbed in the locker room after losing to the Bulls.

Then, maybe they didn't.

Do we care that much? Cannot big tattooed, muscular guys whip out their hankies after losing a hard-fought game to the Bulls?

I mean, seriously, have you seen the hair on Joakim Noah, center for the Bulls? Didn't you cry when you saw it?

And then when you lose to hair like this and you're supposed to be the greatest team in all history, crying is the least you might do.

Some people in Miami have lost to Joakim Noah's hair and then immediately walked through Little Havana shouting "Viva, Fidel!"

Others tried arm wrestling the nearest alligator.

It's like they can't wait for David Caruso to be standing over their lifeless body, sans sunglasses, while saying "He's clutching a strand of hair. Long, curly hair. Could it be?"

After all, it's not baseball. You're allowed to cry in basketball. Just ask Roy Williams.

Just ask House Leader John Boehner. You can cry after losing to Joakim Noah's hair.

We have several videos... guaranteed to make you cry.

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