Tottenham Parodies: Let's Play In First Division

David JacobsCorrespondent ISeptember 29, 2008

In the Cup we face Liverpool
And everything just seems the same.
But we worked something out one night
That changed our little tiny brains.

A small piece of advice
That took us all these years in the make
And we will break it to you now.
Please learn from our mistakes.
Please learn from our mistakes.

Let's play in first division
And celebrate the irony.
Everything may just go wrong
But we're so happy.

Let's play in first division
And raise our cup to the ceiling.
Even though it could go wrong
We're all so happy.
Yeah, we're so happy.

So if we're ever feeling down,
We grab kebabs and take a taxi
To the grounds of White Hart Lane.
That's where we'll be.

And we'll still chant for Spurs
Raising all our voices to a roar
Right up to the stadium roof.
We know what to chant for.
We know what to chant for.

Let's play in first division
And celebrate the irony.
Everything may just go wrong
But we're so happy.

Let's play in first division
And raise our cup to the ceiling.
Even though it could go wrong
We're all so happy.
Yeah, we're so happy.

Won't let the scum tear us apart.
Their whole team's run by some old fart.
They won't tear us apart.

Won't let the scum tear us apart.
Their whole team's run by some old fart.
They won't tear us apart.

(Won't tear us apart)

Won't let the scum tear us apart.
Their whole team's run by some old fart.
They won't tear us apart.

(Won't tear us apart)

Won't let the scum tear us apart.
Their whole team's run by some old fart.
They won't tear us apart.
They won't tear us apart.
They won't tear us apart.

(Interlude)

Let's play in first division
And celebrate the irony.
Everything may just go wrong
But we're so happy.

Let's play in first division
And raise our cup to the ceiling.
Even though it could go wrong
We're all so happy.
Yeah, we're so happy.

So happy.
Yeah we're so happy.
So happy.
Yeah we're so happy.