Ten Top Tens After Week 5 In College Football

Top Ten Teams

1) Oklahoma - The Sooners keep right on rolling.

2) LSU - Last year's defending champs right on target.

3) Texas - Playing like they have something to prove.

4) Alabama - A nice win, but my guess is they won't be here long.

5) Penn State - What can we say about Joe Pa's kids this year?

6) BYU - The more turbulence in front of them, the better for the Cougars.

7) Tulsa - Two non-BCS schools get in?

8) South Florida - A win is a win is a win.

9) Missouri - With that defense they aren't going far.

10) Utah - Parity is here.

I Told You So...Ten Times

1) Clemson is overrated. I did a double take when you guys ranked them...again.

2) Gators can't run the ball. Gimmicks only get you so far.

3) Nebraska can't beat anyone good. Why do you think they schedule so many stiffs?

4) Iowa can't cover a spread. Apparently they forgot how to win games as well.

5) Clemson is overrated. Maybe it will stick if you guys hear it enough times.

6) Texas is really good. Take notice; Colt McCoy is better than we thought.

7) Duke is better this year. Looks like my bowl prediction may actually be right.

8) Virginia Tech isn't done yet. Beamer and Foster have won with a lot less than this.

9) Oregon can score with anyone at QB. Their fifth-string QB has more TD passes than the entire Auburn team.

10) Tulsa is going to run the table. Any doubters still out there?

Ten Places I'm Glad I'm Nowhere Near today

1) Gainesville - Known for being pretty sore losers.

2) Jimmy John's Jail Cell - Sucks to be him is my guess.

3) Lincoln, Neb. - Such nice people to be fooled again.

4) Dolphin Stadium - Actually I'm always glad when I'm not near that place; bring back the OB.

5) Knoxville, Tenn. - Where's David Cutcliffe when you need him?

6) Skip Holtz's Agent's Office - Getting awfully quiet all of the sudden.

7) Los Angeles - Not a good weekend for college football fans. I'll leave it at that.

8) Las Vegas - Wouldn't have been a good day for me yesterday.

9) Toledo, Ohio - Not that it's ever a great day to be there, but today must be extra bad.

10) Fayetteville, Ark.- I think the Hogs just gave up another TD.

Let's Give It Up For The Smart Guys...

1) Duke - You guys are good.

2) Northwestern - Nice job at Iowa.

3) Navy - Highest graduation rate in D-1 and a win over Wake.

4) Stanford - Winners on the road over Washington.

5) Cal - Whooped up on Colorado State.

6) Rice

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