Henry Dorgan doesn't sound too cool, right? Hey, don't blame me! Blame my parents! My name has a lot of history to it, Henry Ford, Henry Louis Gehrig (also known as Lou Gehrig), and Henry Winkler (the Fonz, or for the younger generation, Stanley Yelnats the II from the movie Holes). But we're not here to talk history folks; we're here to see which name is the coolest in all of American sports.
Why American sports? Well, soccer players have cool names (such as Didier Drogba), and we included them, it would be a fiasco of international footballers!