Home Boys: 10 Reasons the Georgia Bulldogs Don't Like To Travel

This won’t be a touchy-feel-good article! I’m angry! I’m talkin’ let’s throw it down country-boy mad!

First of all, for those of you who don’t know me, I am a dyed-in-the-wool, Dawg lovin’, Georgia Boy! As I said in my profile: I bleed red and black. I named my middle daughter “Georgia.” Need I say more?

I was Georgia born

And Georgia bred,

And when I’m dead

I’ll be Georgia dead!

I’m just waitin’ on the day that Herschel runs for President! Knowshon in the VP spot, Terry Hoage as Secretary of Defense, David Pollack over Homeland Security……Son! Whatchew talkin’ bout!

Anyhow, as to why I’m upset: Certain writers on this here Bleacher Report are takin’ shots at my Dawgs for hardly ever travelin’ very far from home for a ball game. How many times have I heard that it has been “40-plus years” since they headed across the fruited plain to play a ball game?

I’m sick of the lack of professionalism!

Lisa throw’d the c*pc*ke accusation at us again, and then made some snide remarks about us drinkin’ Kool-Aid. What an insult! She knows full well that we drink sweet tea! When my cousin Booger gets through law school, I’m slappin’ a lawsuit on that woman so fast! Of course, it may be a while—he’s been stuck in fifth grade for nine years.

You can take this to the bank: While we respect the teams out west or up north, we sho’nuff ain’t afeard to play them! Do your dad-gum research people!!!

In an attempt to erase this lack of learnin’, I’m gonna share with you exactly why my beloved Dawgs rarely ever travel very far for a game.

10. Canine Confusion

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