Internet troll def: a malicious malcontent who roams the internet and does drive-by comments, argues with no logic, and hurls insults out of jealousy or stupidity.
Believe it or not, there are a lot of sports sites out there who attract this type of keyboard coward. After watching your team kick the crap out of another team and finishing a 12 pack, you need a place to go vent. Go talk some smack.
God forbid, no real man or woman would spout off the verbal diarrhea in person. Nope, these pillow-biters have to go on-line and spew their biting, albeit sometimes, comical take on current events, racially spiteful views, or just plain ignorance. They call people "morans" or say "your stupid" and leave everyone who reads their comments in fits of laughter. Pot, meet kettle.
Sometimes, they actually talk about sports, but most of the time, they are just leaving comments because no sane person would listen to them in person without slapping them in the face or throwing sand on them at the beach.
Wimps, cowards, dregs of society, unite. We have found the top ten Web sites for you to be amongst your own.
10. FOXSports.com
If you want to get immediately noticed and immediately booted, then this is the place for you to go. The faster you get booted, the more you can brag to your drunken buddies about how you got published on a major Web site for ten minutes. For added fun, make sure to start a blog that has a foul word in it, or "so-and-so sucks."
9. HerLoyalSons.com
You can go to this Web site and chat with a couple of lonely Domers holed up in a closet and when things get rough, they start lashing out at anyone who criticizes a crappy team.
Myopic, tunnel-visioned, blinded-by-green Irish fans can go here and be one of the fifty people a day who visits the site. Don't let the holy title of the site scare you off...they have written many blogs ripping anyone who dares to disagree with them. For a troll bonus, check out their weekly predictions (always a win, even against USC) and then see how they crumble after the game.
8. EverydayShouldBeSaturday.com
The two Web site founders are actually pretty funny. If you have a comment you want to leave them, this is their suggestion box: "Comments? Questions? Long strings of profanities directed at something we said?"
This is the site to go to if you want to talk a little sports, talk a lot about a nipple sighting from Britney, or want to vote on what Jimmy Clausen's new hairdo should be called. Sophomoric, light, and perfect for trolls who don't want to get too technical in sports.
7. KissingSuzyKolber.com
Feeling a little immature? Think great journalism is using profanity in every other word? Perfect! Drink some Southern Comfort under the bleachers with your middle-school aged friends and then read their enlightening stories. If the f-bombs and crude jokes don't get you fired up to type something really lame, there's something wrong with you.
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