1) Complete prude when it came to play calling.
2) Jason Campbell’s performance was more ED than TD.
3) He was hired by the Skins official brothel owner Dan Snyder.
4) Let’s face it folks, there have been as much hope and disappointments as championships bought by throwing money at players, see: the Dallas Mavericks and Mark Cuban.
Money doesn’t buy the cohesiveness that Zorn needs, so he will be the first to go!
5) Zorny eats up the clock late in the fourth quarter when his team is behind! Ball on the 10 yard line, with a little over 6 minutes left in the game, what a perfect time for a 10 play, 58-yard drive that takes 4:10 off the clock and doesn’t end in a score.
Is Clinton Portis on your fantasy team?
It’s called urgency Zorn—like it’s urgent for you to update your resume if you continue to manage the clock like that.
6) He was totally “sandbagged” by the O line playing poorly and Campbell not playing at an NFL level.
7) Coached the whole game like we had a 30 point lead and was trying to get our punter to the Pro Bowl.
8) At least Jim Fassel isn’t running the team which makes us somewhat “excited.”
9) Talk about a bust, Jason Taylor had better moves on a show I am not admitting I watched this summer.
Zorn should put the team through dance class to get them faster on their feet.
10) Zorn relies on Vinny Cerrato who is coked up for Dan Snieder who has no business picking players in the NFL.





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Tanner Kluth 10 months ago
>>9) Talk about a bust, Jason Taylor had better moves on a show I am not admitting I watched this summer.<<
Yup. He's a bust. After one game. After he just came off a sprained knee.
Right.
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Craig Garrison Sr 10 months ago
Yeah, you learned all this after one game, and it ALL DEFINITIVE NOW. Oh, boy, you certainly aren't one of the fans I was writing about the other day.
"Zorn relies on Vinny Cerrato who is coked up for Dan Snieder who has no business picking players in the NFL." What exactly does this mean anyway? Who is it you think is "picking players"? Sneider is spelled wrong (Snyder by the way), at least spell the names right of the people your going to ridicule.
Point number 4, how is this relevant this year?
Point 3, HUH? Oh man, what a mess you've got here.
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