Sports films drip with heroes like Roy Hobbs, Rocky Balboa, Jimmy Chitwood and a seemingly endless list of underdogs and über-talents.
But the villains—those unlikeable deviants, malcontents and madmen—are equally responsible for the ultimate success of the cinematic genre.
Let us, however, move beyond the screen and into "real life."
Which despicable characters would seep out like gum from the bottom of your shoe?
Now consider each of those men as a potential beau for your sister.
Mix those nefarious dudes and lil' sis and what comes out of the oven? The 15 sports film characters you would never let date your sister.