Blake Griffin's Top 10 Dunks: What It Means for World Peace
SportsCenter thought enough of Blake Griffin's Godzilla dunks to run a medley of his top 10 dunks. Guess what—the season is only 25 percent complete.
What are they going to do at season's end, run a special 30-for-30 with 30 special posters on 30 shrieking defenders?
Did you see the dunks Blake slammed against the Knicks? You know what motivated him, besides the chance to out Amar'e? Someone told him the Knicks were from the town where King Kong climbed their buildings.
I've been watching Blake Griffin since he was in high school. I remember him bumping his head on the rim while blocking a shot in a high school game in Oklahoma City and thinking, "Yeah, yeah, this guy can jump."
I never imagined he'd make it look that easy against pros.
Blake broke out the repertoire in the top-10 buffet.
Here for you to enjoy, find:
- The One-Hand Sushi Roll off the Eric Bledsoe Pick and Roll
- The Left Handed Reverse Hornet Hammer Throwdown
- The Two-Handed "Have Mercy on the Basket" Slam
- The One-Handed "Alley-Oop Grab, Stuff and Stare at Your Opponent" Delight
- The Jeff Green Posterizing Throwdown Against Your Hometown Team
- The 180 Twistin' like a Piston Tomahawk on the Pistons
- The Rise Up off an Eric Gordon Miss, Apply a Timofey Facial
- The Debut Dunk, Alley-Ooping on the Blazers
- The Open-Court "Spin Around Up and Dunk on Danilo" Throwdown
- The "Grab a Russian by His Neck, Let Him Smell Your Jock" Throwdown from 5' Away Special
Two of the most crushing were against Timofey Mozgov.
Will Blake give Mozgov some signed posters? Sure. Autographed basketballs? Sure. A cut on the poster sales? Here, we're not so sure. But if he doesn't we think Vladimir Putin will go all pouty, and this is where the world peace worries come in.
If Putin is willing to go ballistic because some skater didn't do a quad, what will happen if one his boys didn't get his piece of the poster pie?
Cold war? Perhaps.
Blake, share your poster proceeds with the poster-sharing immigrants...in the interest of stability.




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