In the first quarter of Saturday night's Nebraska and Texas A & M's game Nebraska quarterback Taylor Martinez went into the locker room to have an x-ray done on his injured ankle.
Upon returning to the field Martinez got an earful from head coach Bo Pelini.
When questioned at halftime Pelini told a reporter that the incident was completely unrelated to football, but that Cody Green would be the team's quarterback in the second half despite Martinez's x-ray showing no break.
So that begs the question, what was Pelini yelling at Martinez?
"How many times have I told you NOT to order a pizza in the middle of the game?"
"No, you CAN'T have Thanksgiving off."
"The Backstreet Boys are way better than N*Sync. You gotta be kidding me Taylor!"
"Are you telling me California Girls don't wear Daisy Dukes and bikinis on top?!"
"How many times have I told you to stop texting my wife?"
"So you're telling me you took the last Four Loko? That was supposed to be mine!"
"I could so BEAT you one-on-one"
"The team that scores the most points wins the ball game!"
"Do you like Bo Magic or Bo the Pro better?"
"You're not getting back in the game until you teach me how to dougie!"
OK, it was the best I could do on short notice, feel free to add your own ones in the comments.
Oh, and we all know Pelini told Martinez to get his butt on the field and win the damn game right?