I'm calling it right now. Here it is: Cam Newton is the most spectacular one-and-done, polarizing football phenom to ever burst on the college scene.
Yes, there were other more exciting players, but they weren't one-and-done and didn't come surrounded by so much controversy.
Plus, they weren't bigger-than-life (unless your life exceeds 6'6", 250 lbs) and didn't have that smile that goes on for miles.
Heisman Trophy candidate Cam Newton is the kind of kid his daddy might think is worth $180,000 or so. At least a dad might inquire if he's worth that much.
Cam Newton is the kind of player fans wet their pants over. Depends should sponsor Cam Newton.
Cam Newton inspires songwriters to write songs about him—some fawning, some sappy, some rappy and some parodic.
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