2011 NHL All-Star Game: Why You Should Vote for Paul Bissonnette (SATIRE)

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2011 NHL All-Star Game: Why You Should Vote for Paul Bissonnette (SATIRE)
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Let's face it, the NHL All-Star Game is on the same excitement level as watching paint dry or grass grow.

And last we knew, not even the players wanted to be there. Why else would Gary Bettman have to suspend players if they didn't attend?

However, a great hockey mind only known by the name of "LeafsGetTavares" has found the solution. Simply, NHL fans fed up with the dullness of the All-Star Snoozefest can vote for Phoenix Coyotes tough guy Paul Bissonnette.

Fan voting has not yet opened for the 2011 All-Star Game, but it is never too early to start thinking about who you want to vote for when you click on the circle next to each player's name on the ballot.

Many have already expressed their approval of Bissonnette being in the event by creating a trending topic on Twitter known as "Vote4Bizansty."

If you have not joined this revolution already, you should seriously consider doing so.

Here is why Bissonnette should be in Raleigh, North Carolina in January.

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