The Buzz, What's Cooking In The World of Football....

Welcome to the first edition of The Buzz: What's Cooking In the World of Football?

This is really just a mixed bag of everything where you find everything about the World of Football from the gossip to the rumors to the speculation to the "Who's Fired?" and "Who's Hired?" to the scandals and the diving and the colour from the Top Corner to the Bottom Corner from Extra Time to Penalties from Ronaldo to Torres from Posh to Becks from Arsenal to Derby County from Atalanta to Roma to Rosenborg to Houston Dynamo to Melbourne Victory to Valencia to Boca Juniors to Cruziero, this is where we go crazY!

Disclaimer: The following update is utter rubbish, please do not take it seriously..

PLEASE DON'T EDIT THIS ARTICLE, IT'S RIDICULOUS AND ANY EDITING WILL RUIN THE ORIGINALITY OF THIS ARTICLE..

What a LoSeR..!

According to rumours, Alan Curbishely could soon get sacked...and he's no Avram Grant! He didn't even take West Ham to the Champions League Final, he bought Fredrik Ljungberg for £3m and he was on the sickbed for most of his time at Upton Park and the Swede was released getting £8m payoff besides his £80,000 weekly wages..Sorry Curbs..YOU WIN! THE LOSER OF THE WEEK!!

The New-BoYs!!

The opening week in the Premier League was AMAZING for most of the new signings. Deco (Chelsea) and Samir Nasri (Arsenal) played a pivotal role in their team victories..

Silence..Silence..We take this moment of silence as an opportunity to congratulate Stoke City on being crowned the NEW..DERBY COUNTY!

Have you heard? Mr.Berbatov wants to complete his dream move to Manchester United but it isn't that easy, his transfer request hasn't been read yet..Juande Ramos can't speak English..Gus Poyet can't be speak Spanish and Daniel Levy doesn't want to speak either..(HA-HA) needless to say, Spurs are one mad-house...

Manchester United have run out of sickbeds with Cristiano Ronaldo, Louis Saha and Park Ji Sung already on them, Micheal Carrick and Ryan Giggs are hoping to slip into one of the beds to get some rest..

Steven Gerrard, Rio Ferdinand and John Terry were seen begging outside Fabio Capello's office to be given the England captaincy, hours later, Capello said he might go for Beckham! (HA-HA)

Sunderland's Roy Keane has hinted he might send some scouts to Brazil, Chile and Argentina to get good, cheap talent, whatever happened to England and Scotland, Keano?

Valeri Bojinov, Dean Ashton and Louis Saha have a thing in common, they can run but they can't hide from sickbeds..Guess What? Mark Viduka and Micheal Owen are fighting hard to join them.

Luiz Felipe Scolari has admitted he joined Chelsea for the money, LOL! Isn't that why everybody wants to work for Mr.Abramovich.

Carlos Tevez flew to Argentina to attend the funeral of his beloved uncle, only to find out he was alive and it was a joke..

Brazilian star Robinho told Real Madrid, he was willing to pay them to let him go to Chelsea, What's Mr.Abramovich for?

Hernan Crespo has said NO to Newcastle..Lucas is sick of the food in Beijing. Mark Hughes is hoping Jo comes back soon..Frank Lampard said Chelsea can only get better, who said they would get worse?