There are three things every great athlete must have- Skill, will, and, most of all, an awesome mustache.
To paraphrase Anchorman here, 30 percent of the time, that's true all of the time.
Mustaches are as much America's pastime as baseball is, and it's only fair that they compete.
Today I will name ten to the all-mustache team, an honor to say the least.
So, without further adieu, I give you the All-Mustache team. Enjoy!