Cigar Guy: Top 20 Photoshops of Tiger Woods' Newest Friend

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The Cigar Guy who stood peacefully behind Tiger Woods when he attempted to chip onto the green Sunday at the Ryder Cup has become an Internet sensation.

The latest international man of mystery has found his likeness Photoshopped into dozens of photos across the magical interweb.

At this point, nobody knows his name.

But you can bet more information, accurate or inaccurate, will be coming soon.

In the meantime, let's take a look back at his legendary accomplishments throughout history.

No. 20: Watching Jordan Over Ehlo

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The Cigar Guy was there when Michael Jordan made his hanging 16-foot jumper over Craig Ehlo and the Cavs.

But where was he when LeBron James made Cleveland cry in July?

(Pic via smilingcigarman.tumblr.com)

No. 19: A Member of the Marx Brothers

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This photo doesn't have great quality, but it was difficult to keep Groucho sitting still long enough to capture the original Marx Brothers.

Cigar Guy soon left the group after becoming fed up with Groucho's womanizing.

(Pic via smilingcigarman.tumblr.com)

No. 18: Chasing Hank Aaron

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Remember the guy who chased Hank Aaron around the bases after the Hammer hit his record-breaking home run in Atlanta?

That's right—it was Cigar Guy.

(Pic via smilingcigarman.tumblr.com)

No. 17: Cigar Guy as Jeffrey Maier

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Wait, that's not Jeffrey Maier!

That's right, it isn't. 

(Pic via smilingcigarman.tumblr.com)

No. 16: Cigar Guy as Steve Bartman

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Not even the Cigar Guy would have been able to handle the fallout after he robbed Moises Alou of catching a foul ball in the NLCS.

Who knew smoking cigars in the stands was legal at Wrigley?

(Pic via smilingcigarman.tumblr.com)

No. 15: Puffing in the Wind

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Cigar Guy's connections in the music business earned him a spot on Bob Dylan's album cover.

He looks so warm in his trademark blue jacket...

(Pic via smilingcigarman.tumblr.com)

No. 14: The Fifth Beatle

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No, the fifth member of the Beatles wasn't bass player Stuart Sutcliffe.

It was instead Cigar Guy, who grew up in Liverpool and earned an honorary spot on this special album cover in 1967.

(Pic via smilingcigarman.tumblr.com)

No. 13: Cigar Guy Legend

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Red Auerbach wasn't the only Celtic great who loved cigars...

(Pic via smilingcigarman.tumblr.com)

No. 12: The Harsh Reality

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Cigar Guy has lived a full life and made some of the most unlikely of friends along the way.

(Pic via smilingcigarman.tumblr.com)

No. 11: Cigar Guy on Lost

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Just when you thought Lost was out of plot twists, Cigar Guy appeared on the island.

Frankly, he wasn't able to add much drama to the show.

(Pic via smilingcigarman.tumblr.com)

No. 10: The Great Orator

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Winston Churchill will always be known as one of the greatest speakers in the history of the world, but it was Cigar Guy who crafted many of the Prime Minister's famous speeches.

(Pic via smilingcigarman.tumblr.com)

No. 9: Our Boys Are Coming Home!

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Cigar Guy was in Times Square to applaud the returning American troops and watch them neck with their sweethearts...

(Pic via smilingcigarman.tumblr.com)

No. 8: The Politician

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Fast-forwarding to the modern day, Cigar Guy hasn't been afraid to make his political thoughts known. 

Who says you need a giant t-shirt to express patriotism?

(Pic via smilingcigarman.tumblr.com)

No. 7: Cigar Man on the Moon

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Cigar Guy defies any and all laws of gravity, as clearly shown in this picture...

(Pic via smilingcigarman.tumblr.com)

No. 6: Cigar Guy on the Big Screen

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Cigar Guy was arguably the only thing in 300 that looked real...

(Pic via smilingcigarman.tumblr.com)

No. 5: The Greatest of All Time

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Cigar Guy, seen here looming over an opponent who looks very similar to Sonny Liston, had a fantastic amateur career in the ring.

(Pic via tauntr.com)

No. 4: Do You Believe in Miracles?

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The Cigar Guy does...

(Pic via sportspickle.com)

No. 3: The Decision

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The caption here pretty much speaks for itself.

I wonder if Cigar Guy would have handled "The Decision" with more diplomacy than LeBron James.

(Pic via smilingcigarman.tumblr.com)

No. 2: You Know What He's Thinking

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So much for Cigar Guy not being a womanizer...

We see you, Matt Kuchar.

(Pic via smilingcigarman.tumblr.com)

No. 1: The Cover Guy

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This cover story was so special that Cigar Guy even took off his comfy blue jacket, unbuttoned his shirt, and offered readers a glimpse into his soul.

Don't think Cigar Guy has seen his final minutes of fame just yet...

(Pic via smilingcigarman.tumblr.com)

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