Top 10 Future Olympic Scandals

An Italian cyclist was recently disqualified from the Olympics for doping. But the head of special effects for the Opening Ceremony upped the ante by admitting that some of the fireworks display shown on TV was in fact digitally enhanced. What Olympic scandals does the future hold?

10) 2024: Olympic organizers admit UFO landing, alien abduction of US badminton athletes during opening ceremonies was faked—team shows up for preliminary matches.

9) 2020: IOC awards 2028 summer games to Antarctica—Bribes taken from South Pole researchers?

8) 2012: North Korea buys gold medals from 30 winners for $20 million each—Kim Jong Il declares self "most decorated athlete in Olympic history."

7) 2009: Protesters gather to denounce all finalist host cities—just in case.

6) 2084: Marathoner completes course in two minutes, 55.35 seconds—later found to have teleported to the end of the course.

5) 2010: Jacque Rogge declares himself "Supreme Olympic President For Life"—demands personal tribute from all IOC member states.

4) 2038: Silver-medalist in dressage event disqualified when horse found to be robotic—hadn't eaten for days.

3) 2039: USOC disputes authenticity of 2038 Lunar Games, wants proof they weren't filmed in a studio on Earth.

2) 2048: South Korean table tennis team reveals that they're clones of 2028 gold medal Chinese squad—was DNA obtained from stolen blood samples?

1) 2030: Italian soccer player deploys invisibility cloak to go offsides undetected—caught when becomes visible to roll on ground in apparently agonizing pain after non-call.