Samoa Joe Retains Title, Jeff Jarrett Return Teased: TNA Hard Justice Results

Josh NasonAug 10, 2008

X Division Champion Petey Williams defeated Consequences Creed: Williams got the pin with the Canadian Destroyer after Shiek Abdul Bashir (Shawn Daivari) hit Creed with a chair to the back. Big surprise: TNA is playing up an America vs. Middle East gimmick.

Women's Champion Taylor Wilde/Gail Kim/ODB defeated Angelina Love/Velvet Sky/Awesome Kong. Wilde pinned Love with a cradle to get the win...Traci Brooks was special referee.

Beer Money (Robert Roode/James Storm) defeated LAX (Homicide/Hernandez) to win the TNA Tag Titles: Storm pinned Homicide after Roode hit him in his injured eye, "suffered" on Impact this past week. Roode and Storm bore me to tears.

Jay Lethal defeated Sonjay Dutt in a chain/tuxedo match: Lethal hit the Lethal Combination/Savage elbow to win...So Cal Val walked out on Lethal halfway through the match as she didn't want him to hurt Dutt. Huh? This angle is annoying.

Christian Cage/Rhino defeated Team 3-D in a New Jersey street fight: Rhino pinned Bubba following a spear through a table...or at least into a table, as it didn't break. Christian hit a frog splash on Bubba off an eight-foot ladder prior to the spear. Johnny Devine did a post-match kendo stick run-in on Christian/Rhino, which prompted Abyss to come out and black hole slam him.

AJ Styles defeated Kurt Angle in a last man standing match: Intense match that ended when Angle couldn't get up following a DDT from the top rope. They were selling that Angle seriously hurt his neck.

Following the match, Styles knocked Angle off a stretcher and did a post-match attack. This prompted Sting to come out and scorpion death drop him on the ramp. Kevin Nash then emerged, gave Sting some sh*t and that was that.

World Champion Samoa Joe defeated Booker T in a cage match: The biggest news coming out of the match was the lights going out, which resulted in a guitar appearing in the ring. Joe used the guitar on Booker to get the win. Afterward, Booker just stared at the guitar like he was freaked out. They didn't mention Jeff Jarrett by name, but were hard-selling that he could be coming back.