College Football Celebrity Death-Match
Alright, so this was written a while back, but I've revisted it because I thought it was a fun interesting idea and while the constant updates on (Practice!?!? we talkin' 'bout Practice?!?!?), are fun and all, it's nice to shake it up a bit.
So remember when Herschel* Walker challenged Steve Spurrier to a fight after some questionable comments by the Old Ball Coach a few months back?
A. I would love to see this.
B. I wouldn't count the coach out. I mean, yeah Walker's a super athlete, but there's just something about Spurrier. I have a sneaking suspicion that he's not completely human.
My guess is some sort of mythical jokester god like Loki from Norse mythology, and then maybe mixed with like a raccoon or something.
I dunno, the guy is just crazy and funny and ornery. Admit it, unless you hate Florida for some rivalry reason, you're at least amused by Spurrier. I just imagine him fighting in this totally goofy but effective manner, and maybe even biting Herschel a couple times.
Oh man I can't wait for the video game. Some super nerd please make this. Maybe like a college football legends mortal kombat. I'm pretty sure Bear Bryant would bite off Lou Holtz's head all Ozzy Osbourne style.
Oh man, and maybe there's like a tag team option. I would totally put Ricky Williams and Earl Campbell against anyone. Hook'em!
What matchups would you guys like to see? What kind of super moves/powers would CFB celebrities have? No real constraints on time and reality. I'd love to see where you guys take this.
p.s. - please don't give me guff about how this is "silly" or "retarded" or whatever. It's just a fun topic to break up the monotony.
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