Hate In College Football

Jennifer Mercer by Scribe Written on August 06, 2008
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The inspiration for this article came after reading about “hate” in college football from ESPN’s site.  However, instead of ranking these schools individually I grouped them into tiers.  The 1st tier is the teams bearing my most intense hate and the 2nd tier of hate is closely follows.  Then I’ll finish breaking down the Big 12 in other categories which don’t necessarily fall into the hate classification.

 

1st Tier of Hate: Colorado, Kansas Stateand Missouri.

 

Colorado: This team has the nickname sCUm for a reason-after all, you can't spell scum without CU.  These "people" are the kind of self-righteous, ignorant, fans which makes me want to puke.  Their stadium holds about 50K and the only time they sell out that junior college sink-hole is once every other year when Nebraska comes to town.  And the collective attitudes; the fans, coaches and players-all they care about is beating Nebraska-which is truly pathetic.  In a 12 game regular season these classless imbeciles could go 1-11, with their only win coming against the Huskers, and they would consider that a "successful" season.  When Nebraska fans travel to Folsom Prison, I mean Folsom Field, often times our cars, trucks and RV’s are vandalized-utterly classless.  And I'm not even going to mention the issues surrounding this program with regards to recruiting and/or general law breaking because the instances are far too numerous to mention.  Suffice it to say if all the instances from the past seven years were compiled into a book it would be larger and heavier than a NYC phone book.  Then there's the annual 4/20 smoke out ritual...stupid smelly hippies.

 

Kansas State: These limp-wristed, weak, purple fairies make the 1st tier because of their fans.  The Mildcats had some solid teams under former coach Bill Snyder.  However, for all their "success" in his sixteen year stint as head coach these grade A disposable douche-bags have one conference title...that's right...one.  But if you listen to the KSUcks fans their team has won more conference and national titles than anyone else combined.  As bad as Nebraska was last year the Husker still smashed the kitties by 42 points.  Making it even worse is the stadium they play in-which is even smaller than sCUm's.  Add into this mix their QB…whose mouth and ego are bigger, way bigger, than his talent level and you get a team that is on the verge of getting smacked back into doormat status, aka, their proper place in life.

 

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