If Ordinary Packer Fans Could Interview Brett Favre: The Questions

If ordinary Packer fans were asking the questions of Brett Favre:

1. You have repeatedly accused Packer management of lies and untruths. Could you give us specific examples of those and when the lies and untruths started? Was it just this year or have they lied to you in previous years? When and how did Packers management and coaches lie to you? When did these lies start? What year? Who, specifically, lied to you and what were those lies?

2. You wanted the Packers to sign Randy Moss when he became available and said you would have restructured your contract to free up money to do so. Your agent, James Bus Cook, also represents Moss. Did Mr. Cook ever explain to you why Moss signed with the Patriots instead of the Packers? Did Mr. Cook ever indicate Moss signed with the Patriots because Moss believed the Patriots had better overall talent than the Packers? If Randy Moss was asked who was the better quarterback: you or Tom Brady, who do you think Moss would select?

3.  You stated the Packers should have retained guard Marco Rivera and tackle Mike Wahle. Does that mean you believe the guards and tackles Green Bay currently has on their team are lesser talents than Rivera and Wahle?

4. Last year the Packers were 13-3 in the regular season and played in the NFC championship game. Do you believe the Packers would have gone to the Superbowl if Rivera and Wahle were playing in that game for the Packers? You threw an interception in overtime in that game. Was the interception a result of lesser talent on the Packers? If so, who are those lesser talents?

5. You threw six interceptions, three returned for touchdowns, in a playoff game with the Rams in 2002. Can you please enlighten us on which Packer players failed in that game? And who were your offensive linemen?

6. In the only Superbowl you’ve ever won Desmond Howard, a special teams player, was named MVP. Do you believe Howard deserved the MVP?

7.  During your career with the Packers, the Packers have the best winning percentage in the NFL. But you have frequently criticized Packer management as not giving you enough talent to win. Do you believe you would have won more Superbowls if Packer management had been smarter?

8. Isn’t it true you want to play for the Minnesota Vikings? If true, why?

9. Do you regret playing for the Packers instead of for a team in a bigger, more high-profile market?

10.  Packer fans, in general, have treated you like a God. Now, you have accused the Packers of lies and untruths and treating you badly. Do you think Packer fans should try to get rid of all the people you say lied and cheated? 

These are my questions but I’m just some stupid Packer fan. These questions will never scroll on ESPN!!!